1970: Long Hair 2000: Longing for hair

1970: The perfect high. 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

1970: Keg. 2000: EKG.

1970: Acid Rock. 2000: Acid Reflux.

1970: Moving to California because it’s cool. 2000: Moving to California because it’s warm.

1970: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents. 2000: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your children.

1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. 2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

1970: Seeds and stems. 2000: Roughage.

1970: Our president’s struggle with Fidel. 2000: Our president’s struggle with fidelity.

1970: Paar. 2000: AARP.

1970: Killer weed. 2000: Weed killer.

1970: Hoping for a BMW. 2000: Hoping for a BM.

1970: The Grateful Dead. 2000: Dr. Kevorkian.

1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint. 2000: Getting a new hip joint.

1970: Rolling Stones. 2000: Kidney stones.
1970: Being called into the principal’s office. 2000: Calling the principal’s office.

1970: Peace sign. 2000: Mercedes logo.

1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut. 2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

1970: Passing the driver’s test. 2000: Passing the vision test.

1970: Whatever 2000: Depends

IT’S BEEN A FAST 30 YEARS!

1970: Long Hair
2000: Longing for hair

1970: The perfect high.
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

1970: Keg.
2000: EKG.

1970: Acid Rock.
2000: Acid Reflux.

1970: Moving to California because it’s cool.
2000: Moving to California because it’s warm.

1970: Growing pot.
2000: Growing pot belly.

1970: Douglas Street bridge.
2000: Dental bridge.

1970: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your
parents.
2000: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your
children.

1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
Taylor.
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
Taylor.

1970: Seeds and stems.
2000: Roughage.

1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
2000: Popping joints.

1970: Our president’s struggle with Fidel.
2000: Our president’s struggle with fidelity.

1970: Paar.
2000: AARP.

1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
2000: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

1970: Killer weed.
2000: Weed killer.

1970: Hoping for a BMW.
2000: Hoping for a BM.

1970: The Grateful Dead.
2000: Dr. Kevorkian.

1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2000: Getting a new hip joint.

1970: Rolling Stones.
2000: Kidney stones.

1970: Being called into the principal’s office.
2000: Calling the principal’s office.

1970: Screw the system!
2000: Upgrade the system.

1970: Peace sign.
2000: Mercedes logo.

1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

1970: Take acid.
2000: Take antacid.

1970: Passing the driver’s test.
2000: Passing the vision test.

1970: Whatever
2000: Depends

hey memazza you will
always be gorgoues in my books
x x x

I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts ’till 8pm.

I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I’m going.

I’m good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid…

I’m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a word you’re saying.

I’m very good at telling stories…over and over and over and over.

I’m aware that other people’s grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

I’m so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I’m not grouchy, I just don’t like traffic, waiting, children, politicians…

I’m positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.

I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a secure place.

I’m wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.

I’m having trouble remembering simple words like… uh…

I’m now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate.

I’m realizing that aging is not for sissies.

I’m walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

I’m sure they are making adults much younger these days.

I’m in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD’s, IRA’s, AARP.

I’m wondering, if you’re only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

I’m anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.

I’m supporting all movements now… by eating bran, prunes and raisins.

I’m a walking storeroom of facts… I’ve just lost the key to the storeroom.

I’m a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life… Aren’t I?

1970 and year 2000.

Isn’t this the truth!…

1970: Long Hair
2000: Longing for hair

1970: The perfect high.
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

1970: Keg.
2000: EKG.

1970: Acid Rock.
2000: Acid Reflux.

1970: Moving to California because it’s cool.
2000: Moving to California because it’s warm.

1970: Growing pot.
2000: Growing pot belly.

1970: Douglas Street bridge.
2000: Dental bridge.

1970: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents.
2000: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your children.

1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

1970: Seeds and stems.
2000: Roughage.

1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
2000: Popping joints.

1970: Our president’s struggle with Fidel.
2000: Our president’s struggle with fidelity.

1970: Paar.
2000: AARP.

1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
2000: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

1970: Killer weed.
2000: Weed killer.

1970: Hoping for a BMW.
2000: Hoping for a BM.

1970: The Grateful Dead.
2000: Dr. Kevorkian.

1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2000: Getting a new hip joint.

1970: Rolling Stones.
2000: Kidney stones.

1970: Being called into the principal’s office.
2000: Calling the principal’s office.

1970: Screw the system!
2000: Upgrade the system.

1970: Peace sign.
2000: Mercedes logo.

1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

1970: Take acid.
2000: Take antacid.

1970: Passing the driver’s test.
2000: Passing the vision test.

1970: Whatever
2000: Depends

And you wonder why our representatives seem so out of touch. Here’s an example:

A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples:

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

Check out this URL.

http://www.aarp.org/community/groups/displayTopic.bt?pageNum=1groupId=11452topicId=1440501